Thank you Mrs. Derp,

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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?

"Built Alex Tough"

(Heck yes!)


2. What do you want other people to say about you?

"Obey your Alex"

(All I can say is....
THIS MEME IS EPIC WIN!)



3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...

"Absolut Alex"

(Is that a typo? Because I /really/ want to add in an -e)



4. How would you answer a booty call?

Please Don't Squeeze the Alex

(xD I swear that's actually what it says!!!! I love this generator! >w< )



5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?

"Choosy Mothers Choose Alex"

(Because we all know the way to a man's heart is through his mother.... ??? )



6. To someone you dislike?

"Shake the Bottle, Wake the Alex"

(GRRRR!!!! *makes a threatening noise*
I love this meme. So much! <3 )



7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?

"Nothing Works Better Than an Alex"

(I apparently work quite well. That's good; it saves me a trip to the Dr. )



8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...

"Mum's Gone to Alex"

(You heard me. *shifty eyes*)



9. You're failing a subject, you say...

"Tell Them About the Alex, Mummy!"
(Distracting them with tales of my glory to get them off track? xD)



10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?

"You've Got Questions. We've Got Alex."

( Does this mean yes? Because I think it means yes. See that little word up there 'we'?)



11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...

"Strong Enough For a Man, Made For an Alex"

(...)



12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...

"Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Alex"

(D':> )



13. What are the best words to describe you?

"Double the Pleasure, Double the Alex"
(WAAAT? D> I changed my mind! NO ME GUSTA THIS MEME ANYMORE! )



14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...

"I've Seen the Future, And It's Alex-shaped"

(Nevermind... I like it again. >3< )



15. Your last words before you die...

"Get the Door-It's Alex"

(.... Lol oddly fitting? )



16. Your message to a special someone..

"Give the Dog an Alex"

(Am I desperate or is he? :< )



17. Title of this post will be..

"Designed for Alex, Engineered to Last."

(And with this, we close on a good note >w<
And because the future is Alex-shaped, it had better last. Else there'll be heads rolling.>] )


If you made it through this, YAY!
Thanks for actually reading it.... <3
So yeah...
I'm done now.
I really want a S'more. >.<